OFFLEASH — a race anyone can enter
How it works
Not a course. One race, six weekends — the same two laps, the same standard, every rep on camera, your time ranked against the field.
Pick your leg — the road or on the spot
One race, and it opens with one choice. A leg is 200 m outdoors, mapped by GPS — or 80 high knees on the spot, counted by camera. You pick before the first leg and it locks there for the whole race. No divisions, no kit: bodyweight only, the same standard for everyone.
Enter — one payment, one lane
One payment, no subscription. Take the tryout, claim a lane, and the season starts on the gun for everyone holding one. The door shuts when the season starts — everyone inside it is your pack for all six weekends.
Practice on the weekdays
Monday to Friday the same race is open, clocked, and never scored — a number to beat before the weekend. The camera counts every rep; junk reps score zero. Nothing you do on a weekday touches the board.
Race Saturday or Sunday
The race is two laps of: a leg, 25 air squats, a leg, 15 push-ups, a leg, 20 reverse lunges, a leg, 10 burpees — sixteen blocks, on the gun. One race a weekend: run it Saturday or Sunday, whichever suits you, and the first race you file is that weekend's race. The course never moves. The only thing that changes week to week is you.
The time is the score
Your race is the clock, less the countdowns, plus 2:00 for every block you did not finish — and never worse than 30:00. Lowest wins. Your season is your weekend times added up; a weekend you never race is 30:00 on your total. Six weekends, six times, one number at the end.
THE FINAL
The sixth weekend — the same two laps, the same course, the same Saturday-or-Sunday window. When it closes the season times are final and the field is settled: the lowest total sits at the top. What you win is bragging rights — a time, and your name above theirs. No cash, no prizes.
The honest part
The camera is the judge
On-device pose detection counts your reps in real time, in the browser — no manual logging. It will miss a real rep sometimes and let a soft one through. The rulebook says so before you pay, and it asks one more thing of you: be harder to satisfy than the camera.
GPS maps the road leg
A 200 m leg is tracked live — route, distance, pace. Signal drifts under trees and towers; a leg below the accuracy floor flags the session completed-unranked rather than polluting the board.
Pacers, labeled
Thin packs are filled by Larry's house athletes — always badged PACER, never disguised as humans. They hold the pace and retire as real athletes join.
The leg on the spot is counted on one hip
80 high knees means 80 counted on one side — 160 drives. The camera watches that hip, and a leg driven faster than the standard allows stops counting as a leg. Cadence is part of the standard, not a detail.
The prize is bragging rights
No cash, no payouts, no merchandise, nothing to redeem. Your entry buys the six weekends of racing themselves — the judged race, the pack, the board — not a chance at winnings. There is no prize pool.
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